Trans-dimensional Time Warp
I had a terrible nightmare. I went to a party with little Robbie and Andrew. They were about 2 and 3. There was a little building in the yard where you could drop your children off while you were at the party. Great I think. I hand them over and think it's a little sinister that they won't let me see inside the building AND they give me a pair of keys to use to collect them later, but the party calls.
Not unexpectedly the party was great but I felt isolated and uninvolved so I was ready to go. I got in line to pick up the boys. I handed them the keys and they put their upper body into the door of the little building. Only then do I notice that the building is very thin, like about 1 foot wide.
They are taking so long and I'm getting worried. I can see the red headed ladies skull and hair peeking out the back of the thin building and that worries me too.
Finally they come to me, three of them, and say that usually this doesn't happen when they place children into a trans-dimensional time warp, but unfortunately my two boys have experienced accelerated aging. They are now full adult males. I am beyond upset. My cute babies are no longer babies? All those years stolen from me and them. What were they doing for 20 years.
The police come and they take me over to a group of middle aged men and I look at them and then I recognize Andrew, but not cute baby Andrew, but worn out, graying, balding, 40 year old Andrew. He still had the dimple. And Robbie with the white boy fro, but old and gray and not a pretty boy anymore.
So many years and what had they been doing during them? Caught in a trans-dimensional time warp they grew up, grew old and never changed.

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