This isn't Your House
So I dreamed about Grandma's house on Ivy street last night. Dennis and I were spending the night there. You know none of the family have lived there in a while but we stopped in to make sure all was well.
In the morning i went up on the hill to the swimming pool (!!) and there was a boy sitting there on a bench. I thought oh I'll go cause I don't really want to be around people right now, but then I thought what is he doing at my pool.
I yelled at him and told him to leave and he was like, "this isn't your house."
I charge back into the house and find a family of 4 koreans living in the room where I had the mumps. They were asleep and I started screaming at them to get out. They woke up confused and said, "this isn't your house."
I'm totally going nuts and telling them I lived here when I was 8 and this most certainly was my house. They should go now or I would call the police.
They said they had a paper proving it was their house and I went ballistic. Mind you, Dennis is trying to calm me down and I leave the room and dial 911 on the phone.
I'm pacing around wait on hold with 911 and Dennis is trying to reason with me that the Koreans have a document and I'm just like shut up it's fake! How can this belong to anyone else? I said we are moving back in. Then I hang up and go back to the room and start chucking their things out.
In the morning i went up on the hill to the swimming pool (!!) and there was a boy sitting there on a bench. I thought oh I'll go cause I don't really want to be around people right now, but then I thought what is he doing at my pool.
I yelled at him and told him to leave and he was like, "this isn't your house."
I charge back into the house and find a family of 4 koreans living in the room where I had the mumps. They were asleep and I started screaming at them to get out. They woke up confused and said, "this isn't your house."
I'm totally going nuts and telling them I lived here when I was 8 and this most certainly was my house. They should go now or I would call the police.
They said they had a paper proving it was their house and I went ballistic. Mind you, Dennis is trying to calm me down and I leave the room and dial 911 on the phone.
I'm pacing around wait on hold with 911 and Dennis is trying to reason with me that the Koreans have a document and I'm just like shut up it's fake! How can this belong to anyone else? I said we are moving back in. Then I hang up and go back to the room and start chucking their things out.

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